Sparts

The sparts, a group of violence loving players, reppin it out in Essex.
They derive there name from Sparta which was one of the greatest civilizations in history with warriors trained from birth, and so the sparts are aptly named.

The very reputation of The Sparts precedes them, they are known as being violent, loud, angry, harsh, murderous, and criminal but also as having a flair of creativity as well as being perfect gentlemen to the farer sex. “The gentlemen gangsters.”

Messing with the sparts usually ends in pain, yours. Bodies tend to turn up mangles and void of any remaining facial features. You will do well to fear them.

"holy shit its the sparts us mandem skum betta get the fuck outa here" or "oooh look its the sparts i think we should go talk to them there so hot"

by 'ard man March 5, 2008

sparespare

Another sparerib. Typically used to ask if someone is willing to part with thier last sparerib.

- Hey john, do you have a spaespare?
- Hell nah, this shit is delicious!

by ADHL May 16, 2005

Sparet

Imsulting/vulgar term used to describe someone as a Spastic or retard
Combimnation of the 2 words

Shut up you little sparet

by BigBoy J-Me June 24, 2008

sparetimer

A person with too much spare time.

That person sitting on the park bench is a sparetimer.

by Tree House Eikaiwa October 7, 2017

Spares

Left over condoms from a lot lizards night out prosituting.

Do you have any spares left over from last night.

by Harddex September 20, 2025

Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."

I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018