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southern comfort

The term means having slaves to wait on your every need and comfort you. Southerners still use the term because they'd like to forget that the North kicked their asses and freed their slaves. But really in their hearts they know they can't do shit because we would come back down their and crush their pathetic, Godless culture again. They know that the God of the North will once again raise up an Army of the faithful and burn their shit down if they try to enslave any of his people claiming to do so in His name.
We could stay in an Inn but I'd rather stay on Uncle Bob's plantation so we can experience some southern comfort at its best- his slaves are so good.
by General Ulysses S. Grant July 20, 2006
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1.The lower region of a person's body
2.Feeling supported downstairs
1. She has a rash on her southern comfort
My southern comfort hurts because I sat on a pin
2. These pants have taken me to southern comfort heaven!
by xBx March 26, 2004
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Southern Comfort. The guys in charge of approving definitions on this site suck ass, for real. I submitted the only good definition for this disgusting crap that is only drunk by white trash or freshmen or faggots who are too pussy to stomach real whisky unless its flavored to taste like the fruits they are. So fuck you, your mothers, and your sisters, and fuck your father with a bowling pin, cocksucker. Eat my whole asshole.
This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"
by JohnGabriel June 26, 2016
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Southern comfort

Verb, noun

Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.

Noun

The taste of the south in your mouth.

Noun
Egg nog.
1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
by Allen Akbar December 8, 2020
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My boyfriend tasted like southern comfort to me.
by Jfalix287 December 8, 2020
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A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
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A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.
that girl is one hell of a southern comfort.”
by Defiant116 March 4, 2023
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