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how to kill someone

Alright, first you need to find your victim. Get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. Take chicken wire and choke them to death. After that you need to dispose of the body. There are many ways but some work better for your situation. A good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carcass of some animal, deer or dog works best. When the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. The person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. Another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. Deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. Lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. Burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. PS- this is a joke, don't actually do this.
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by boltforge May 16, 2016
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give someone butterflies

To have overwhelming excitement when you see someone you have feelings for; or a feeling you get when someone you love kisses or touches you.
Every time Erik kisses me I get butterflies; saying "he gives me butterflies"; it's a good thing to give someone butterflies
by Casey_cakes November 6, 2013
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Sheona

Gorgeous girl who is amazingly athletic and seems like she would be judged but is secretly mostly admired.
I wish I was like sheona , she is so pretty
by Harold R July 13, 2019
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to ban someone

‘‘I'm going to ban someone‘‘ *hug*
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That handle is already in use by someone else.

An extremely annoying thing that urban dictionary says when you want to change your handle but someone else is using it...
Similar to when you want to change your name on roblox, but it says "this name is already in use ". SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNNOOOYYYYIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG.
Me: *changes handle to hi*
Urban dictionary: ThAt HaNdLe Is AlReAdY iN uSe By SoMeOnE eLsE.
Me:ummm.... ok *changes to another *
Urban dictionary: ThAt HaNdLe Is AlReAdY iN uSe By SoMeOnE eLsE.
Me:GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! LET ME CHANGE MY HANDLE TO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!
by MyBigFatBoobs May 18, 2020
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Soyeon

The best kpop rapper! She is the leader of the korean group (G)I-DLE. She is a producer , rapper , vocalist , dancer and choreographer . She loves her girlfriend Yuqi (also a member from (G)I-DLE). She is under Cube entertainment but SM entertainment express favoritism over her too. She is a goddess and you should stan her .
Soyeon: Who am i ?
Me : Honey, you are a goddess!
by soyeonismyqueen August 26, 2020
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do someone

do someone- have sex or ride someone
dude look at that hottie i would totally do someone like him
by lis339 June 4, 2018
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