soggy

The climax of being moist.When someone is idiotic and needs to be noticed.

1:"OI everyone,look at me!"
2:"Oh my,he's so soggy"

by gorillafriedchicken September 18, 2014

soggy

another way to say "so gay"

person 1 - "he asked me out over text, ha"
person 2 - "soggy"

by snuffleupagus07 August 14, 2010

soggy

A white person, a cracka, a honkey. May be used in a derogatory manner. The term may possibly derived from a story involving Caucasians being "under-cooked" in "God's oven", resulting in a soggy white mess.

Soggies are the downfall of humanity.

That guy is so soggy that he makes this wet sponge seem like a person of African descent.

by A Soggy Hater July 23, 2008

Soggy

(adj) Overweight person
(adj) Implies water retention issues in some circumstances

Dani, you are soggy. My mom said your mom thought you'd lose your baby fat but you haven't.

by C-A June 20, 2005

soggy

ass or booty that is mushy or flat.

yo look at dat soggy down da street

by barthel April 29, 2006

Soggy

A response to the greeting "how's the waffle cooked", meaning things aren't the best and you are sad or otherwise down in mood.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Pretty soggy, man. My uncle fell into a wood chipper."

by G T Ripper December 9, 2008

soggy

When you wake up the day after ingesting way too much marijuana in edible form, and you're still kind of high and definitely very dumb.

I am so soggy from that cookie last night that I couldn't even talk in the sales meeting today.

by RBintheD September 21, 2017