"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter
by dick shunary February 7, 2009

verb for cock blocking
by nucca g January 14, 2008

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.
by Matty O December 25, 2007

A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!
by TheMonoBro6969 May 9, 2018

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.
by Steampipe May 30, 2024

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.
by Mmahgik April 6, 2024
