Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

Smudgies

The name of a mega chad, what more could be said he’s just a absolute chad who is super cool bro no cap on jah

Bro smudgies is so cool

by BroGuyManBroFam May 23, 2020

Smudgy

Taking a shit and freeze it. Once frozen slide into a condom, tie the end off and then fuck your sexual partner with it.

This chick i met the other night was so kinky, she even let me smudgy her.

by Shooter Mc March 31, 2020

Smudgies

Usually the discord, Xbox or any online name of a mega chad, usually has a massive horse cock, the coolest person you will meet because he is such a mega chad cool guy

Bro bro no way bro smudgies is such a chad who’s so cool bro no cap

by BroGuyManBroFam May 23, 2020