Smithy

Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.

Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.

I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy

by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022

Smithy

small annoying insect

ow! I've been bitten by a Smithy! Swot it!

by dial-an-exterminator May 13, 2003

Smithy

A spontaneously wise poet

His rapping is so smithy and sharp, especially, right on with the truth of the matter.

by Smithy1001 May 30, 2014

Smithy

A total asshole with the last name smith. Will talk shit about anything.

I met this guy at the bar last night he was a total smithy.

by Pipicit June 4, 2018

smithie

a student of smith college; the most fabulous women (and those who identify differently) in the world

"Ze goes to Smith"
"Yeah, I know, ze is one hot Smithie"

by chem grrl March 6, 2005

The Smithy

1. To do something you're not supposed to do
2. Is illegal
3. A weak U-Turn
4. Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!

OMG you did THE SMITHY through that double yellow line!

by H8erlines August 3, 2010

The Smithy

When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.

Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.

by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011