Smaug

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by GAPHAGGINAWEJ December 30, 2003

Smaug

Smaug is thought of as a dark word, and can refer to someone or something being dark, dirty, foggy, and in the correct context, downright a jerk. Definition not to be confused with the dragon.

The air has too much smaug in it, it has become too dirty!

by creepiuscattius March 8, 2021

Smaug Logic

Any reasoning, philosophy, or mindset brought about by smoking herb. Usually creates a sense of enlightenment in yourself and those around you.

high person: choice is the natural progression of thought (puffs the dank)

spectator: Dammmnnnn thats some serious smaug logic! Huzzah

by David and Darren January 28, 2009

desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

by Aggroast April 16, 2017

Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.

She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.

by PaultheBrave May 30, 2023