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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"
At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room
by Cara_O February 1, 2007
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sloppy cronkite

two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "And that... is the way it was."
They gave each other a sloppy cronkite at the christmas party last year. How unprofessional!
by helen424 February 1, 2007
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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and when one gets off he said "and thats the way it was"
I just gave John a sloppy cronkite
by MMA Alex February 1, 2007
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sloppy cronkite

when two people try to get each other off the first one who gets off says, "that's the way it was." just like walter cronkite used to say it. invented by jon stewart.
dude i think the vice president and Karl Rove were giving each other sloppy cronkites.
by dmoney1202 December 14, 2008
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sloppy cronkite

Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was."
Haven't you ever heard of a sloppy Cronkite? Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was." - Jon Stewart
by Leonffs February 1, 2007
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sloppy Cronkite

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.
"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."
by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008
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Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07
Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007
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