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swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
by aurista25 March 20, 2009
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Slingin Dick

The nonchalant, no fucks giving, demeanor portrayed by those who know they are in the wrong.
You see that dude run the red light, he just looked at me, slingin dick.

Yo, Alex rolled into the party two hours late, slingin dick with a thirty rack.

Dude, Tom came into work slingin dick yesterday. Obviously he was fired.
by Hellbound Harry June 2, 2015
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slingin dick

spitting game or "flirting" with a girl/person of the opposite sex.
man chillout shamus, stop "slingin dick" when you know that girl's outta your league.
by 0809524 February 19, 2010
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swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.
"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".
by barbiegirl007 April 9, 2006
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Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"
by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011
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Swinging dick

An adult male who has passed puberty, thus has a "swinging dick." Typically used with a negative connotation.
Dude #1: God, we need some girls at this party. All I see are a bunch of swinging dicks!

Dude #2: I know, why don't we call your sister...Just kidding!
by Whatnameisnttaken June 21, 2008
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Swinging dick

Adjective for someone that is so bad ass that their dick metaphoricaly hangs past their knees. Related words are player and pimp.
Friend 1: Did you see Jason Bourne kick that dudes ass with a wash cloth?

Friend 2: Yeah, he is such a swinging dick in Bourne ultimatum.
by Viperone July 22, 2009
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