Skype

An internet form of a telephone, which is cool in theory. But it is actually filled with men who speak horrible English and ask for naked pictures and want to have phone sex.

"Aloe eez yoo an lesbain? yoo eez on they skype!"

"No, I'm not a lesbian. Please stop calling me, there are children in the room."

by Sanitized August 24, 2008

Skype

Where you can talk to anyone unless you change the settings.💓

SKYPE IS EVOLUTION.

by VictoriaCrown1 March 10, 2018

Skype

A sexual innuendo or synonym for sexual relations.

Dude, I skyped her all night long!

by WolfpackRHIT September 20, 2010

Skype

lable for a megabitch, and of the jewish race

she never thinks of anyone but herself. She's a skype..

by little blackdress817 November 17, 2009

skype

skype is a great piece of technology made for chatting,videochat and voicechat with your friend.
but sadly has been replace by Discord

person1:are you on skype tonight?
person2:yeah
person3:sorry but i use discord
person1:aww that suck

by Andy Katny October 7, 2018

skype

to be skipped out on money that is rightfully yours

The merchant skyped me out of my change.

by Wxwxx July 26, 2007

skype

the antichrist!
skype is another evil company like google. everybody uses it, everybody likes it, everybody gets observed. if you have skype on your computer, it's not your computer anymore but skypes computer. they can see what you write in your chats and they can hear what you say in your calls. they know where you live, the know who you are, they know your interests and if they wanted to fuck you up, they could do it easily.
BUT, skype is also a very handy programm and as long as you dont try shit like h4x1ng the pentagon nothing will happen to you.

normal guy: yesterday i downloaded skype and called my sister in europe for free. skype sure is handy.

slightly schizophrenic guy: oh god... another one lost

by dontusecromebrowseritsevil June 11, 2009