When you scare you’re self or are scared and almost shit your pants leaving a skid mark in your underwear.
Holy shit I almost skerted myself!”
by Unikitty Ninja August 26, 2019
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When someone or something gets out of a uncomfortable situation really fast they Skert and Hit the Dab
"Damn, Kelly the other day was telling me about how her boyfriend wanted to Alabama butterfinger and so I Skert and Hit the Dab.
by calmdownitsjustcancer May 1, 2019
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When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017
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another name for time to go quickly, time to bounce quickly, time to leave quickly
Hey ya'll, let's get to skizzle skertin!

Im'ma skizzle skert up on out of here.

We bought to be late, so we need to get to skizzle skertin!
by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009
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