Simps are in-genuine men who act friendly, but are really trying to buy into a women's pants. They can be seen begging, being highly agreeable, and giving expensive gifts to a women they JUST met. When they inevitably get friend-zones, the simp becomes frustrated and declares"women only like assholes".
John: "Yesterday at the bar I spent all night complimenting and buying this random girl drinks."
Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".
John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."
Justin: "...smh!"
John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!
Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".
John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."
Justin: "...smh!"
John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!
by Captain Sava December 24, 2011
by truthurts69 July 4, 2019
dumbass man: bruhh i just can't get over her fine ass.
dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.
dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.
by skrtskrrrttt August 28, 2019
Friend: Simpin' isn't a real world, stop using it.
Woke person: Bro, you're straight up simpin' right now. Stop talking to me...
Woke person: Bro, you're straight up simpin' right now. Stop talking to me...
by AECee January 9, 2020
When your thinking about her late at night with sad music blasting, and you knowing that she will never feel the same way about you.
Friend: Bro, you good?
Me: Yeah just cant stop Simpin' about her
Friend: It's ok man, there are others out there
Me: Yeah just cant stop Simpin' about her
Friend: It's ok man, there are others out there
by Skask December 27, 2019
simpin is being sad over someone bc all you want them to do is love you🥺 usually includes listening to sad songs like love songs by kaash paige and yellow hearts
k**** is simpin over h****** ☹️.
by itsyagirlyogabbagabbaaa November 9, 2019
This word is Simpin. Your simpin when you are going for a girl who does not like you. Names of people who are usually simpin are DAVID.
by Brad de man February 24, 2020