good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014

goodie on the side

Extra-relational sex. Usually consented to by both parties of said relationship.

Sure my wife knows about my lover, she's ok with me gettin a little goodie on the side. (that is not the case with my wife)

by The Bee September 29, 2004