shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Shredding it up on my platter

Skateboarding

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

by hobobling October 2, 2010

shredding the gnar

Doing sick tricks on a surf board/skateboard/snowboard/scooter/sled and or roller skates

Me: dude what should we do with this bodacious afternoon?!
Jeremy: shredding the gnar, of course!

by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016

Shredding

Shredding is a term often used by skateboarders when the pull of some sick tricks!

Jimi: Nyjah Houston Is shredding street league!

by Botiic January 7, 2015

shredding twine

When a attackman hits the back of the net so much the net frays and the twine snaps.

Wow. that guy is shredding twine

by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009

shreddin

(v) to tear up the streets or otherwise act as a gangsta homeboy; to continuously roll in and out of various establishments; to roll deep

C Lames: Yo what was you doin' last night?
Sammy V: I was out shreddin shreddin Po-town.
C Lames: Ahhh shit.

by C Lames May 10, 2006

shredding

v. snowboarding

I'm gonna go shredding at Snow Creek tommorow. You wanna come?

by JackieC January 26, 2004