Shoos

When you have been holding a poo in for a prolonged period and your body starts to shiver as a result

Oh no, I’ve got the shoos!

by Real Bearded Bear August 5, 2019

Shoo

A slangy, shortened version of the word shoot. Normally used before or after complaining about something.

Shoo, you crazy if you think I'm bout to do that.

He knew he wasn't gettin none, shoo.

by Sylvia (lala-blaq) April 27, 2004

shoos

short version of issues, much cooler

Callie: Dam ryan i have made shoos

Ryan: What do you mean

Callie: 3 drive bys in 2 days!!!

by OB for Bizz rizz March 15, 2006

shoo

A replacement for the word "shit" in times when saying "shit" will result in trouble. Or just a replacement for shit.

Person A: "Today I found out I was adopted."
Person B: "Ohh shoo, sucked in mannnn"

by Shervin B April 12, 2006

shoo

Exclamation to express extreme pleasure or angst

"Shoo, I is doin' tha finest girl in da city" or "I hear he needs a hole in da head, shoo!"

by Theron3 March 15, 2003

Shoo

An irritating wanker with fuck all else to do both bother people looking for work when everybody knows he is a useless tit.

Should you ever speak to him - he will be happy if you say "Bruce Lee - go away" then hang up laughing!! - try it - I did

Fuck off Shoo - Bruce Lee go away - you twat

by Shoo's Mother (Sucky Fucky Ten Dollar!!) December 9, 2003

Shoo shoo retarded flu

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

by Andi June 10, 2006