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cat shit

1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.
1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!
by Mitsuneko January 16, 2008
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cat shit

a small shit, much like that of a cat's.
person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.
by tyrotoxism August 14, 2010
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shit on a cat

To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.
David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.
by Natertaterz January 23, 2018
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cat shit

by Your Co worker June 21, 2019
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Cat Shit Carl

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.
Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.
Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!
by Boymom1 August 29, 2017
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cat shit breath

Morning breath which smells as if a cat took a shit in your mouth, as you slept.
Good morning, did a cat shit in your mouth last night? Your breath is "cat shit breath".
by Love a good blonde December 9, 2016
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