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Shit-bucket 

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).
''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"
Shit-bucket by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021

shit bucket ugly 

A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.
Friend: What the fuck! Check out that chick!
You: Man, bro.....she is shit bucket ugly!
shit bucket ugly by Burke Mclain September 23, 2007

shit bucket gamer 

A gamer who shits in a bucket so that he doesn't lose time while playing games and can no life them. They typically don't have any friends or a social life.
"Hold on - I need to shit in my shit bucket. I can't hold it in any longer." - Gamer 1
"Wow. You are such a shit bucket gamer." - Gamer 2

Onion Shit Bucket 

Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Onion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
Onion Shit Bucket by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018

Mexican Shit Bucket 

a bucket (usually 5 gallon) of human feces left on a porch as revenge by Mexican laborers when the home's occupants fail to answer the door and allow the laborers inside to use the bathroom and/or plug in their power tools.
Haha after those vatos fixed Darryl's roof, they left a Mexican shit bucket on his porch.
Mexican Shit Bucket by sadisto March 20, 2017

Orion Shit Bucket 

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!