shit box

a brash description of one's asshole.

"damn honey, u really smashed my shit box this morning."

by VinDeisel May 8, 2009

Shit-Box

(n)1. Literally a box filled with shit. 2. A car so thoroughly crappy (I.E. one with a muffler hanging off and/or a dented up car) that everyone hates it and calls it a shit-box.

"Damn! Your car is a shit-box!"

by James May 29, 2003

shit box

A shit box is another word for a mammals anal sphincter.

Yo, check out the shit box on that
bar-whore over there!

by MT Sack June 21, 2003

shit box

see: Chevy

This shit box won't move. Give me a push.

by Danny Lockheed November 12, 2003

Shit-Box

What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.

I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.

by Rupert Pupkin September 7, 2006

shit box

This is what happens to a cunt when a woman wipes her ass in the wrong direction.

Sally rotten crotch wipes forward and her crotch turned into a shit box.

by Nicesta April 11, 2008

shit boxed

The leaving of fecal matter in a bag or a box, secretly hidden in a small room (especially dorm rooms) as a prank or revenge.

Hey, we shit-boxed Scott. He should smell that in a week or two!

by annonymous April 11, 2005