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Shemika Turd

In the act of deffication, when the feces or turd hits the water with such immense force to create a splash of cold water that then propels itself onto your buttocks and or butthole. Resulting in an uninvited chill surging through your body sometimes giving you goosebumps and what some would like to call the Shemika shakes.
"It's colder than a Shemika Turd up in here."

"The icy Klondike bar felt like a Shemika Turd in the palm of my hand."

"I had the worst Shemika Turd yesterday."
by Culnickpatnathan January 27, 2009
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shemica

midget with a mouth so loud you think she is holding a megaphone.
oh snap here comes shemica
by zanzsara February 28, 2010
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shemima

Strapping knives to your dicks and knife fighting. Works best when you are flaccid because you can helicopter with a fucking knife on your dick.
Dude wanna play shemima?
Sure bro how do you play shemima?
*stabs him in the gut with his knife-dick*
Shit dude thats sick!
by Doabarrelroll February 25, 2014
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shamijay

Mean heartless person rarely nice and is always talking
Don't be a shamijay
by Shamijay December 23, 2019
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Shemiah

don't be a Shemiah
by Sebpleb34444 May 19, 2016
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shemian

A sex beast with the largest genitals
Wow! Now that right there is a Shemian.
by Shemian January 8, 2018
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Shemilah

To sum it up in one word . Beautiful . When it comes to her personality, looks and general behaviour she’s just that .

Kind ,caring,intelligent and superior , they are almost always right . They have a great fashion sense and no matter what hard times you are going through or are going through, Shemilah will always be the best person to help and to know in general.
“Dudeee I’m going through a lot of crap rn”
“Maybe you should go see Shemilah”
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