Shawn Johnson

An amazing American gymnast. Won gold in the 2008 Summer Olympics. Could have done better but China *cough* cheats.

"Dude look at Shawn Johnson out there, she's totally owning those damn commies!"

Shawn Johnson by Putasokinhet October 17, 2008

Butter Shawn Johnson 

The act of inserting a stick of butter (or margarine, depending on preference) into a receiving partner who is bent over, gripping their ankles with their hands.

Dude, you did NOT do the Butter Shawm Johnson!

or

WTF?! She let you do the Butter Shawn Johnson?! Wackest shit I heard today!

Butter Shawn Johnson by WelshPoeticWaxLady October 4, 2008