Shitburger

The stuffing of ones fist into their partners ass, pulling it out, and then rubbing ones closed hand all over their loved ones face.

Honey, tell me how this shitburger tastes on your teeth.

by Dilles October 15, 2004

shatburgler

The act of breaking and entering into a persons houses to recover fecal matter.

I swear Jimmy is a shatburgler; I always see him scoping out your bathroom.

by Brendan Sanchez May 1, 2006

Shamburger

When you bite into the hamburger you special ordered, and realize that the patty was made of mystery (or fake) meat.

*Im hungry too but I'm not going there. There's nothing on the menu besides shamburgers."

by Livleaux June 3, 2021

flipped a shitburger

(v.) to act out in an unseemly display of anger and/or insanity.

"When I told Joey I wanted to break up he totally flipped a shitburger and crashed my car into a tree."

by Ave. July 14, 2009

Shamburger

penis in ass hard stuck silver 4

hes a shamburger

by Cofeve Lover 808 February 16, 2021

Shaburgerk9

Cool person but really fruity

Hey Shaburgerk9, you're looking extra fruity today

by Trickysoneandonly August 19, 2021

Shitburger

The best food for the best meal of the day

I enjoy eating my girlfriend's shitburgers

by DevilHomer February 10, 2023