Excalibur

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood

by Linux System Message October 17, 2004

Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.

1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!

by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010

Excalibur

The Excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your meat saber in the dark recesses of her "dragon's lair." Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her butt jungle. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.

"Hey, Wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut?"
"Because some gas station attentant performed the Excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king. Heavy lies the crown, and heavy lies my rectum, which is dripping out of my anus."

"Hey, Carla, can you pick my sphincter up? It fell on the floor after a hobo did the Excalibur to me last night."

by David Isaacs and David McCracken January 3, 2008

excalibur syndrome

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.

"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"

by Shoseph July 21, 2014

reverse Excalibur

Reverse Excalibur is the method unto which Arthur performed on his wife with. Could also be an everyday term that involves intensive force to perform things such as scooping ice cream.

Damn I had to reverse Excalibur that frostbitten ice cream.

Last night I did an extraordinary reverse Excalibur unto my pure maiden.

by Flatcher February 9, 2014

Excaliburate

To take something humble and make it awesome.

"My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card."

"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."

by Andrew Tolson April 23, 2006

Excalibur

One of the greatest weapons of the deity named Satou Kazuma, the deity of true gender equality, the king of pantsu thieves, and the holder of the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual: Chunchunmaru.

It is also the smallest weapon that is no longer than 2 inches max.

Person A: Bro! Bro!
Person B: Yes, bro.
Person A: I have an identical sword similar to the our diety, Kazuma, bro!
Person B: What is that, bro?
Person A: The great Excalibur, bro!
Person B: This is why you're still a virgin, bro.

by Onii-chan Senpai May 29, 2019