easy seabiscuit

A phase that David L. uses to tell a person that they need to slow down or that something will go out of control.

Kyle: Dude, lets jump off the top of my house!
David: Easy Seabiscuit! I kind of like my life and legs.

by Special D February 11, 2010

seabiscuit

NOUN. The act of going at it with a girl from behind (doggie style) whilst slapping her on the ass only after kicking her in the leg or arm (your preference) making her a "gimpy horse".

Fucking seabiscuits, dawg...leave your girlfriend's ass as red as her leg...HAHA!

by McSteamy January 9, 2007

Seabiscut

A slang term for the endangered Russian Mountain Goat, a primary target of Goatsex.

Bindi gave a Korean BJ to Seabiscut's Junior Fatu.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

ride her like Seabiscuit

To have doggy style sex with your partner as if riding a horse.
Not sexuality specific, strap-ons acceptable
Spanking is also not only acceptable but encouraged
Seabiscuit refers to the horse-racing film starring Tobey Maguire

Jack: How did you get on with Sally last night?
Dave: It was awesome, I managed to ride her like Seabiscuit!!
Jack gives Dave a high five

by youngybuh March 28, 2008

seabiscuit

When you are fucking a chick from behind and you are about to cum you neigh like a horse nice and really loud, so as to cause some sort of confusion so that she looks back at you and then you cum in her face.

Man, you should have seen that bitches face when my seabiscuit blasted her in the face

by markey121 October 1, 2010

Sex biscuit

It's an acrostic for Super Ego xylophones and biscuit is what you get when you cross dress Kim kardashian and Rick Moranus

Dude you're such a sex biscuit!
The fuck you said to me?
Chillax bro your just a xylophone cross dresser!

by MasterQueef01 November 18, 2011

sex biscuit

A biscuit that is so good it practically gives you an orgasim.

"Damn, those are some good sex biscuits."

by Angelina :P January 14, 2007