sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

sex machine

To be very sexy.

"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)

by Katie Loveland a.k.a The Joy of Making Love April 17, 2003

sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!

Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?

by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018

sex machine

Any boy on a good day; Aka Sy-kun

My mom told me Justin was a sex machine; was she ever right!

by XakaiXameX December 30, 2006

sex machine

To shake your money maker

sex machine ah

by James Brown July 17, 2003

sex machine

A man from Dothan, AL named Brad Philpot! Best sex you will ever have!!!

OMFG I just had sex with Brad Philpot five times in a row and it was amazing!!! He is the best sex machine ever!! I'm still cuming!!!

by Cumtastic Lover April 19, 2011

sex machine

My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.

So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?

by Big Stephen July 24, 2006