Semi Separated

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated

Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated

by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017

semari

A semari is someone everyone loves. Amazing, Spectacular and very beautiful. She is very intelligent and always has people questioning "How can I be a Semari?"

Bob: Wow Semari Is so cool

The whole world: Ikr

by vrewugowegbwegb November 9, 2021

A Separate Peace

A homoerotic book depicting sexually-frustrated young adolesents. Narrated by Gene Forrester, the paranoid gay emo kid.

Sparknote even says so.

A Separate Peace, aka literature porn

"...and I lost part of myself to him then, and...this must have been my purpose from the first: to become part of Phineas."

"Brinker's healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definate and substantial buttocks"

by Bubble Tea November 9, 2007

Separgs

A mythical version of grapes. Separgs grow on a tree, and make whoever eats it immortal, however they are not immortal.

The mole king stole the separgs from the citizens.

by STWEAM cult member July 2, 2018

david sedaris

my favorite author in the entire world -- not one of his books will fail to make you laugh, and the funniest of the lot is "Me Talk Pretty One Day"

if you haven't read his stuff, you have to.

Other works include:
barrel fever
holidays on ice
naked
dress your family is corduroy and denim

"i read 'Me Talk Pretty One Day' yesterday!"
"Oh, was it good?"
"I almost wet myself"

by Page June 2, 2005

six degrees of separation

The theory that any two people in the world are connected in some way by no more than six people.

Using sexual contact as an example: when one has contact with another person, contact is effectively made with every person that person has come into contact with, and every person those people have come into contact with and so on.

by Bill Hlavac July 7, 2003

shit-fart separator

The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.

I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.

My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 14, 2008