don't fuck with this senator

NANOMACHINES, SON

*jack getting kicked in the balls*
Armstrong: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

by PikaboyMOD February 17, 2022

Senator Buttars

1. The Utah senator, who during an interview confessed that he doesn't mind gays, but doesn't want them shoving it down his throat all the time, or in his kid's face.

2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.

3. See Freudian Slip.

Definition 1:

Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?

Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.

Definition 2:

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?

Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.

by MNM-G April 28, 2010

Senator Lincoln Chafee

A sexual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes sex. It is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. Named after the Rhode Island Senator himself.

I was fuckin' my girlfriend in the ass last night when she suddenly pulled a Senator Lincoln Chafee on me. After we resumed, it just wasn't as good anymore

by ZagFag April 25, 2005

Senator Craiging

A very gay man looking for sex in men's rooms around the country.

"That pervert was Senator Craiging while I was trying to take a dump."
"Yes officer, that is the man who was Senator Craiging."

by MOJAP December 9, 2008

Senator Craig

Solicting homosexual sex in a public men's room.

The hetrosexual bodybuilder stepped on the gay guy's hand when he attempted a Senator Craig at the Reno-Tahoe Airport men's room.

by Steve Kennedy September 7, 2007

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008

Senatoring

performing an act that would force a congress person to resign. The most famous examples are tapping your foot in a bathroom stall or sending crotch shots over twitter to young women.

Dustin and Thomas are senatoring like crazy by sending homoerotic porn to their repulsive gay friend kyle to his work email.

by Tbag! December 2, 2011