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Getting your ass eaten while having a seizure
When I’m getting my ass eaten while having a seizure, seizure salad, bon voyage.
by Proffesor Dan March 7, 2026
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tossed seizure salad

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The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.
You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010
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