Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

Navy Sealer

A person in Airsoft, preferably a male over 18, who has a beard, tends to be highly patriotic, and has realistic military gear on and takes Airsoft like a real operation, and not a game. These people are mostly disliked for the fact that they try to make themselves look cool by dressing up as special forces units and act like they are better than you. This can also be referred to as the term Airsoft Faggot.

Did you see that Navy Sealer over there? What a loser.

by GeneralRac April 9, 2019