Screen Penis (Screenis)

The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.

'OMG! Look it's the Screen Penis (Screenis)!'
'I JUST GOT SCREENIS'D'

by Screenis Creator April 9, 2008

screenist

When someone makes you turn your camera on during a meeting

"Oh man my boss is making me turn on my camera!"
"Don't do it! Thats screenist!"

by NotASp00kySkeleton October 30, 2020

screenpecker

Someone who while driving a car constantly nods their head up and down (like a woodpecker) to try and look down at their phone screen and back up at the road.

Check out that guy behind us, he's a total screenpecker

by larynx82 March 4, 2021

Screenpost

A form of goalpost manipulation where the ultimate objective is to obtain screenshots of a user that can be used against them. The screenpost is the moving standard of behavior that, once met, triggers screenshot capture and weaponization. First, the target must say something mildly controversial. Screenshot. Then they must defend it. Screenshot. Then they must apologize. Screenshot. Each response is documented, each adjustment recorded, building a dossier that can be used to portray the target in the worst possible light. The post moves until enough material is gathered—enough to get them banned, fired, humiliated, or destroyed.

Example: "They wanted to destroy his reputation, so they set up a screenpost. First, they asked his opinion on a controversial topic. He answered honestly. Screenshot. Then they argued with him until he got frustrated. Screenshot. Then they mocked his frustration until he snapped. Screenshot. When they had enough, they published the thread—'Look how unhinged this person is'—omitting their own provocations. The post had moved; the trap had closed."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 18, 2026

Jamican Screenlicker

Screenlicker

when A Jamicanbritishguy is watching Ben fogle show and drinking beer then he starts to licking the tv screen to admire Ben fogle but he pretends he hates Ben fogle to others its called Jamican Screenlicker

---:hey mate (Asha) your tv screen is clean and shiny but smells like crotch how did u clean it?

Asha: nothing I just watched Ben fogle show.

: u damn Jamican screenlicker 😎

by Urban Ellie August 3, 2024