Scoliosis

A pain in the back which causes discomfort with the spine, you may have to wear a back brace and you look 4 months pregnant.

Doctor: what's wrong?

Me: I have scoliosis

Doctor : where does it hurt?

Me: My neck, my back, lick my ---

by Korean-Japanese girl March 31, 2019

butt scoliosis

an ass that caves inwards

damn mia has such butt scoliosis she is not thic with any c’s

by mia’s flat ass December 11, 2018

Penis scoliosis

Penis scoliosis: having a penis Of such extreme bent and curving in the males private part it’s concerning

Him: *about to do the naughty*
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis

by TAG 3 November 14, 2020

scoliosis

Yes it is a curvature of the spine. Not just a curvature but also a rotation. Imagine stretching out a slinky and then coiling it tighter. What happens? It curls around itself. In aggressive cases it can be lethal as the curling effect means that your heart, lungs, and liver are targets from the pressure of the twisting spine. It doesn't hurt at first but as the case worsens it can be quite painful. However, back braces make for amusing punching bags or a great Tarzan impression. And yes, the PE dressing room is a bitch. Some view the braces (depending on what kind you have) as a cage or a corset with poor AC. Destroying said braces is quite cathartic. Was diagnosed and treated with braces at age nine and operated on at age 15. And again at 17 when the rods were causing severe inflammation.

Sarah: So you got scoliosis? How many Victor Hugo references have you gotten today?

Rachel: Four Victor Hugo and one Mr Hyde. The next person to call me Quasimodo is getting a fork in the eye....

Sarah: Oh come Igor, don't be such a sour puss.

Rachel: Fuckwit.

by Litbum1010 July 28, 2010

scoliosis

when your spine is curved in a shape of a "s" or a "c".
it is usually passed down in the family.and it does cause alot of pain.but if you do back excersises it helps reduce the pain.if you are still growing and the doctors notice it soon enough they will put you in a back brace,which is uncomfortable.
girls are known more commonly to have it.
if your spine curves are close to 45 degrees,they will suggest surgery.

I have scoliosis.I have had it for over 3 years.when I got told I had it I cried.and when I got realeased from my back brace for good I cried.
it hurts alot,and I took alot of alieve.

by sarahAshleigh July 27, 2009

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

butt scoliosis

an ass that is caves inward

damn mia butt scoliosis she not thic she doesn’t even have a c in thic

by mia’s caved in ass December 11, 2018