SGT SCHWENKE

A Reserve Soldier known for loathsome and annoying behavior. Most often this individual is a chaplain's assistant known more affectionately as Chap-Ass. Notable characteristics include: odd behavior and antics,
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.

The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.

chap ass is sgt Schwenke or Schwenke-san

by joel-san1234567 May 5, 2010

Schwenk

An adjective that means to “suck the fun out of any excitement”.

Damn, you’re really being a Schwenk’

by RealRoit1964 January 17, 2020

Schwenking it

A term for masturbation, jerking off.

I’m schwenking it

by auser7818 May 23, 2025