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School Bus 

"damn, i popped 2 school buses and drank endless beers. Remember very little exept waking up hours later on the kitchen floor”
School Bus by thor7614 May 22, 2011

School Bus 

A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)

So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz

Kids : OH FUCK
School Bus by Derek12266 October 24, 2009

School bus 

1. Unmistakable vehicle of ominous size in which you are watched and monitored for the entire ride.

2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.

3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!

The windows were closed in late june!

You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!

The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
School bus by Aislyn Demure April 24, 2011

School Bus 

A sexual act where the receiving partner dresses in yellow and the male drops his kids off inside.
That chick is so hot I’d love to make her a school bus!

school bus 

1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.

2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.

2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
school bus by TheIratePirate January 25, 2007

School Bus 

A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser
Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.
School Bus by MMM March 10, 2004