stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.

Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".

by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007

Stationary Boob Action

VERB: Also known as SBA, the stationary action of the breasts of a female caused by a sports bra when said female runs or works out.

Hey, check out all that stationary boob action on the track field today. Those sports bra sure keep the boobs nice ans stationary as all those fine females run about. Mmm mmm mmm.

by CatLover99 April 17, 2011

stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement

Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.

by Kagari June 29, 2021

Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

stationary joe

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022