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Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut
by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022
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Shut your facebook!

Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.
(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"

Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!
by cyborg360 March 30, 2009
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Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!
by Harmsini October 16, 2009
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