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silent scuba diver

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.
It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.
by chughes January 10, 2007
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Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel
This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver
by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021
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Muddy scuba diver

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel
After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
by Slim068724 February 15, 2010
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Brazilian Scuba Diver

A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.
Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths
by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 19, 2007
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robs scuba diver

cumming in a girl mouth while she deep throtes while simultaneously pinching her nose close
hey baby you ready for a robs scuba diver
by J.R.V January 11, 2012
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Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011
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Virginian Scubadiver

A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
Ryan would not shut up, so I gave him a Virginian Scubadiver
by Virgin Stonecypher November 19, 2011
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