National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

Roast A Noah Day

On November 30th, everyone named Noah can be roasted.

Hey, Noah, it's November 30th!
Sorry Noah, it's Roast A Noah Day.

by merciivy October 25, 2020

Roast sensitive people day

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞

“Your so annoying”

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”

by Allieinit April 25, 2021

Roast your smallest friend day

On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.

Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday

Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t

Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day

by Always_small December 6, 2019

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020