Skip to main content

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast Machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of The United Truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by BlackDragon December 12, 2008
mugGet the The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage mug.

Rockage

-otherwise known as rawkage
-Music of the Rock n' roll genre, or one of its many subdivisions
this pop music blows, lets listen to some rockage
by SL20 May 2, 2006
mugGet the Rockage mug.

rackage

A description of an extraordinary sporting or gaming moment that crushes the opponents with style; a volley of impressive attacks.

See owned, racked.
Shevchenko Racked the ball in off the cross bar from 30 yards; That shot was Rackage. SKGaming racked united5 in the CPL. That kid is Rackage he got 10 headshots in one round.
by Benjamin Hopkinson April 18, 2006
mugGet the rackage mug.

Rickale

Best girlfriend, she can be nice but when you push it,it get worst
Rickale can be nice but she not the one to play with
by Rickale March 11, 2021
mugGet the Rickale mug.

ruckage

A portmanteau of the words 'rubble' and 'wreckage'.
The guy had to drag burninated human remains from the ruckage of the eleven-and-one-half car pile up
by Andrew E. December 5, 2007
mugGet the ruckage mug.

Rickapedia

When your friend who is supposed to know about a subject doesn't and ends up just making up random facts out of sheer frustration when you continue to question them.
The city of Tokyo was founded in the late 18th century and its main trade was deviled eggs. The shogun of the time built many shrine to the deviled egg god. That is why many hot springs smell like eggs. "Thanks Rickapedia"
mugGet the Rickapedia mug.

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008
mugGet the The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email