City rats thrive on our failure to install rat strips and make better trash cans. City trash cans are a rat ladder. News networks do not solve the problem, instead reporting.
by Qorptocx December 31, 2018
Get the City ratmug. City rats thrive on our failure to install rat strips and make better trash cans. City trash cans are a rat ladder. News networks report instead of solve.
by Qorptocx December 31, 2018
Get the City ratmug. Take 4 strong laxatives and immediately Place a wild field mouse deep (and I mean Deep) inside your loves anus and proceed to spray a entire can of canned cheesed (preferably KrafT) into the butthole, The field mouse will then begin to slowly eat its way out causing a tingling sensation this will enhance the laxative and cause an explosion of cheese/shit/and hopefully a mouse into your face. You then proceed to put the mouse back in for seconds (if it came out) and continue the process until the laxatives lose effect.
n. Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my home and enjoy a nice twin city rat trap?
That twin city rat trap really is kind of like a human fondue
That twin city rat trap really is kind of like a human fondue
by oxEveryonePoopsxo February 12, 2009
Get the Twin City Rat Trapmug. Someone who loves being out in the downtown scene. They always know the best hidden spots — from hole-in-the-wall restaurants to low-key rooftops — and never stress about what other people think. A City Rat lives for the energy of the city, whether it’s day or night.
Whenever we don’t know where to go, we hit up Marco — he’s a total City Rat and always knows the move.
by dijonmustard September 22, 2025
Get the City Ratmug.