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Quintuple Dare

The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.
Situation 1:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.

Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.

Situation 2:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.

Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--

-Earth Implodes-
by commentary_queen August 11, 2010
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Quintuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common.
My quintuple-third-cousin is a good person.
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Quintuple

When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.
Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.
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quintuple newpin

When someone inhales 5 Newport cigarettes at once.

Effects...

Normally Causes Dizziness, loss of breath and a large cloud of smoke
WOW that guy was just quintuple newpin, he must smoke alott of ciggarets.
by NEWPMAN September 14, 2009
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quintuple-3C

Quintuple-third-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, ten great-great-grandparents in common and different six great-great-grandparents.
My quintuple-3C is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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quintuple-fourth-cousin

Quintuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and ten great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My quintuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 9, 2021
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quintuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
quintuple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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