Queet

The secret number between 8 and 9, typically used by straight white males who have large penises.

Yeah Logan, I’m gettin the BJ at queet.

by Nicks69 January 24, 2018

Queet

The cum that cums out of the rectum after anal sex

If it's really big, you'll have a lot of queet when next you have a bowel movement

by Maci Snefield January 10, 2008

Queet

Almost queer but not quite; Christopher Lloyd Peterson

What a queet.
The queet crowd enojoyed the festival.

by Michael Holtman August 24, 2004

queet

Especially viscous and tangy vaginal fluid produced by females immediately before and during powerful orgams.

That bitch got queet all over me!

by TheBraeden August 7, 2006

queet

Quack tweet. Any tweet about or containing mention of a duck.

Often the result of accidental autocorrects of the word 'fuck.'

"Did you see Sarah's queet about her new duck buddy? Do you think it lives in her bathtub?"

"I think that was an accidental queet..."

by eternitea March 27, 2021

queet

A person who fills a bathtub with water with the intention of sitting in said tub and farting so the bubbles will tickle their chode.

Phil loves sitting in the tub and letting his fart bubbles tickle his taint. What a queet.

by Mr. Johnson January 14, 2008

queet

to quit your job via twitter, literally quit+tweet

Rob: "Hey were is Matt today?"
Todd: "Didn't you get his queet? It's over man."
Rob: "What a gutless bum, now we'll both have to work doubles. At least he could have come in personally."

by juaco January 19, 2010