Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

qué onda perdida

phrase used to ask your ex "what's up" after a while of not talking to them. "que onda perdida" means "what's up lost girl" referring to the fact that your ex is lost without you.

me: qué onda perdida (what's up lost girl)
ex: nada, te extraño😩(nothing, i miss you😩)

by i love blonds or brunettes😩😩 September 2, 2023

Qué

A Spanish word used by Hispanics when they are confused. “Qué” is the same as”What”, but in Spanish.

“What is your name?””¿Qué?”

by Thee Jesus Christ April 28, 2020

Qué pa

“What the fuck?” in Spanish. Derived from “qué te pa?” It has been shortened to use in times of momentous alarm.

When you come home and find the pillman in bed with your mother, “qué pa?!”

by Bruce-spanish July 10, 2018