YOU....
ARE....
A....
depressed potato.
After the rise and fall of combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more powerful ones like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, you have found one of the legendary combinations created in the darkest depths of the devil's bootyhole. By typing in a downward curve shape from left to right then right to left, you have discovered one of the most rare combinations in the history of boredom, and you shall be remembered as...
the one that noone remembers, because boredom is not something people are remembered for.
But trust me when i say, that even though you might want to rethink your life after finding this, you truly are special for having found this sacred place of pure boredom.
Now, go live your life knowing that you are now one step ahead (or behind) on all other people on the staircase that is evolution.
ARE....
A....
depressed potato.
After the rise and fall of combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more powerful ones like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, you have found one of the legendary combinations created in the darkest depths of the devil's bootyhole. By typing in a downward curve shape from left to right then right to left, you have discovered one of the most rare combinations in the history of boredom, and you shall be remembered as...
the one that noone remembers, because boredom is not something people are remembered for.
But trust me when i say, that even though you might want to rethink your life after finding this, you truly are special for having found this sacred place of pure boredom.
Now, go live your life knowing that you are now one step ahead (or behind) on all other people on the staircase that is evolution.
person1: 'P O G'
person2: 'are you that bored that you just randomly say P O G?'
person1: 'yep... wait... what if i look up qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy?'
person2: *GASP*
person1: 'you okay?'
person2: *chokes*
person1: 'there goes another one'
person2: 'are you that bored that you just randomly say P O G?'
person1: 'yep... wait... what if i look up qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy?'
person2: *GASP*
person1: 'you okay?'
person2: *chokes*
person1: 'there goes another one'
by P 0 G G E R S June 1, 2021
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In other words, get a fucking life.
In other words, get a fucking life.
1: Oh my god, I've tried every combination of keyboard letters that isn't completely random... I guess I'll try qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy.
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far you're boredom is going!
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far you're boredom is going!
by OrphanedPixel December 5, 2016
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You were supposed to be doing your homework on your computer, but got bored and typed qazplm in the search bar and pressed enter.
by <Rawr> February 5, 2018
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it is found by typing all the letters on the keyboard in columns rather than rows, this term reaches even deeper levels of boredom as it requires typing the letters of a QWERTY keyboard in columns, alternating from left to right, and typing columns from the left up to down and columns from the right down to up.
If you have reached this stage, there is no hope left.
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it is found by typing all the letters on the keyboard in columns rather than rows, this term reaches even deeper levels of boredom as it requires typing the letters of a QWERTY keyboard in columns, alternating from left to right, and typing columns from the left up to down and columns from the right down to up.
If you have reached this stage, there is no hope left.
I was once locked in a dark room, with only a computer that could do nothing but Google searches. I spent thirteen hours typing combination after combination of keys, almost dying from boredom in the process, from mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq to qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, and by the time I was finally free, I had even gone so far as to type qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy.
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by ms.randomwords December 11, 2010
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by ibvwuykeiwlKYEikdsfvhjbnasd May 9, 2018
Get the qazplkmzxcvbnmqwertyuiop mug.When one reaches such an extraordinary level of boredom they decide it's a wonderful idea to type from an alternating pattern of down to up on the left side to down to up on the right side.
by Remathen October 23, 2020
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