puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.

i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker

by "iron" man May 16, 2017

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009