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Premand

telling someone to stop something before they do it
He told me to shut up before i did anything. That's a premand
by Mason Manson December 16, 2008
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puremarketprofits

Profits or cash made on the street free of market interference such as police, taxes and other government institutions. Pure market profits are what help people keep food on the table cause they don't have to report the cash to any person.
Puremarketprofits are generated while selling corn or cookies on the corner cause you get paid in cash
by jose mejia January 31, 2009
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premanstrual

A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.

Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.
by Sheecreature December 8, 2012
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puremature

Puremature
by Arash.zsh July 14, 2019
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pukeman

fictional supervillain that kills his enemies by puking on them
bank teller: OK ILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY JUST PLEASE DONT VOMIT ON ME PUKEMAN

pukeman: HOW DARE YOU CALL IT VOMIT INSTEAD OF PUKE

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by Hehe I cheated June 4, 2021
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1000% Pure Man

The most amazing man on Earth. Usually compared to Chuck Norris in stature. Can be found(only if he wants u to) on call for Jesus. The man the whore spoke of in the bible(Ezekial 23:20). Made up the best word ever(allowed it's use in the big bang theory): Bazinga!!! Side note: big bang is what happens whenever Caleb has sex. No need for condoms because he is so large that by the end of mastication there is nothing left of the female reproductive system. What is left however, scientists refer to as a "black hole." You are The Caleb Anderson!
They once tried to make a 1000% Pure Man(The Caleb Anderson) toilet paper, it failed miserably however because The Caleb Anderson doesn't take any crap.

The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.

The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.

The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
by Mason Sanders June 3, 2010
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purevanillacookiesbf

purevanillacookiesbf Is DEFINITELY a cis male who loves pure vanilla cookie from cookierun kingdom and is really hot you should follow him on TikTok ( @purevanillacookiesbf ) it really needs followers 🙁🙁 (((btw I play on hollyberry if you want to add me it’s VanillaCookiesBf)))
purevanillacookiesbf Is really hot
by FinIsHandsome October 5, 2021
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