Punxsutawney Pucker

On groundshog day, a guy puts a penis pumps on a womans asshole. He pumps it up and her piles pucker and are exposed. If you see it's shadow, you'll have 6 more weeks of grat anal sex.

Omg, I seen her punxsutawney puckers shadow!

by hummerGrizzly1 April 29, 2011

punxsutawney gopher punch

While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.

I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.

by Savory Johnson January 2, 2009

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.

Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.

by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017