A fat shit who screws people other than his bimbo secretary. After the Labour party reshuffle they axed 2 guys and instead of putting this fat shit on a diet and cutting him out, they kept him in.. REMOVING HIS POWERS but still letting him keep his houses, the cars and him keeping his 6 figure salary!
So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.
When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.
When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
JP - I'll be eating your pie before too long.. 'Lo Bob.
Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..
Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..
by Drum Boy June 11, 2006
Get the john prescott mug.Prescott Arizona, a great place if your retired and want to do nothing all day. Moving here is also decent for punishing your children, or if you hate yourself. There's nothing to do except hikes when its not to hot in the summer, or cold in the winter. 75 percent of this town is Mormon, including almost every decent girl you meet, which are very few. Its actually shocking how few attractive girls live in this town! Growing up here you can hang out a few places including Walmart, your basement watching movies, or the square with 5 restaurant they call downtown. Drugs are popular and cheap, Living so close to the border there's a plentiful supply of heroin and weed. By the time you get to high school most people are so bored its rare to meet someone that's sober and not pregnant. I don't understand why you would move to Prescott, but it's your choice (don't do it man).
"Hey have you been to Prescott, az?"
"Ya I used to visit until my friend there drank bleach"
"Still better than living there"
"Ya I used to visit until my friend there drank bleach"
"Still better than living there"
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Class hating northern twat.
Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!
Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!
Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.
Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up
More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up
More Rights to Pikey Scum - success
Oh Well thats all right then !!!
Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up
More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up
More Rights to Pikey Scum - success
Oh Well thats all right then !!!
by Bonnie Bert May 3, 2005
Get the john prescott mug.A rural town in Northern Arizona where cowboys go to retire. Everywhere you look there is a Mexican restaurant and some rocks. There’s a lot of rocks. Rocks.
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by lord-reilly March 15, 2009
Get the Prescott mug.You old, bordering on ancient? Prescott is the place for you! This place is God’s waiting room. Plenty of rich doctors too.
There is absolutely nothing to do here for teenagers, except for hiking. Everybody goes to Phoenix for a good time. Because of the old people and druggies that dropped out of the plentiful rehab facilities, the drivers here are hilariously bad. There has been one big movie about this town, and it wasn’t even filmed here (Only the Brave). Of course it had to be about a tragedy. Everyone in the film had a western accent and most rode horses, painting this town to feel like the modern-old West. To be fair, almost everybody is packing heat in this town. 80% of this town is Mormon, and the other 20% is Christian. England has a pub on every corner, Prescott has churches. Unless you want your kids to die of boredom, don’t come here.
There is absolutely nothing to do here for teenagers, except for hiking. Everybody goes to Phoenix for a good time. Because of the old people and druggies that dropped out of the plentiful rehab facilities, the drivers here are hilariously bad. There has been one big movie about this town, and it wasn’t even filmed here (Only the Brave). Of course it had to be about a tragedy. Everyone in the film had a western accent and most rode horses, painting this town to feel like the modern-old West. To be fair, almost everybody is packing heat in this town. 80% of this town is Mormon, and the other 20% is Christian. England has a pub on every corner, Prescott has churches. Unless you want your kids to die of boredom, don’t come here.
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