No Premarital Sex Day 

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

No Premarital Sex Day by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021

premartial sex 

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

premartial sex by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009

Premarital Sexting 

The act of Sexting (Sexual Text Messaging) between two parties before engaging in the legal and/or religious confines and institution of covenantal marriage. See Sexting.

Billy: "Hey Babe"
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"

Premarital Sexting.

Premarital Sexting by RockyRac December 1, 2011

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

Pre Marital Mario Sex by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024