biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 28, 2006

porchmonkey

a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey

Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!

by anulsexlolol April 2, 2008

Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.

Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.

by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022

Porsche Monkey

Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean

Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey

by thepicklecat September 28, 2018

porchmonkey

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"

by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008

porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006