Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.
Please see the example below.
Please see the example below.
Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."
by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013
by Jinnieninnie February 19, 2021
The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.
by Snigel December 10, 2016