When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!
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The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.
by Snigel December 10, 2016
Get the Window of poopertunity mug.The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
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Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
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I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
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