Poopertunity
When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!
Poopertunity by JamieDonBoss April 11, 2016
Poopertunity
Poopertunity by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021
Window of poopertunity
The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.
Window of poopertunity by Snigel December 10, 2016
Pooportunity
The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016
poopportunity
Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
poopportunity by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011
pooportunity
The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
pooportunity by nylek May 6, 2009
poopritunity
The windows of time in which one can take a much needed poop. Waiting too long can have detrimental effects on your intestinal system.
poopritunity by J-Bo October 19, 2005
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